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Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement (theonion.com)
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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Might even be able to spring for lunch at the coaster park.

[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 6 points 1 month ago

If you're going to spend beyond your means like that I hope the government cuts handouts to people like you that don't want to work! /s

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