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I still feel the urge to vomit upon detecting the smell of malibu coconut rum.
It's not just me! The specific night that caused it for me I didn't even drink any. I woke up with the worst hangover of my life to my friend throwing up the full bottle of malibu she had the night before. That smell is permanently ingrained in my brain.
The hand sanitizer my workplace ordered during covid was coconut scented. Made my stomach turn every time I walked by someone that used it.
UV Blue vodka for me. It smells like that time I almost died.
For me it’s Raspberry Smirnoff.
Oddly enough, I love to eat raspberries…
Funnily enough, my roomate used to drink tons of malibu, but I still drink tons of green apple smirnoff. Smirnoff is literally the only alcohol ive ever had that i would actually claim to like.