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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College (theonion.com)

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

I still feel the urge to vomit upon detecting the smell of malibu coconut rum.

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

For me it’s Raspberry Smirnoff.

Oddly enough, I love to eat raspberries…

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Funnily enough, my roomate used to drink tons of malibu, but I still drink tons of green apple smirnoff. Smirnoff is literally the only alcohol ive ever had that i would actually claim to like.

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