Use the poor man's replacement plastic tub.

Is Papa Roach known at all amongst newer generations? Or are we all millennials+ here?

Great news. How about putting some money into building social housing next?

Please...no

Its amazing how quickly you realise that you don't need something when you're forced to stop using it.

There are 2 types of people who wear sunglasses indoors: the blind, and assholes. - Larry David

Please consider quality over quantity.

There is value in a short story.

There is value in an incomplete story.

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.

Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.

Any preference for type of game? Willing to use a controller?

Balatro

Slay the Spire

Dicey Dungeons

Slice and Dice

Star few Valley

Dead Cells

Don't Stave

Crashlands

Brotato

Sudoku

Super stickman golf 3

Tetris

Space Cadet Pinball

Hearthstone

Pokemon TCG

Wildrift

Fruit merge

Streets of Rage

TMNT Shredders Revenge

Skul

Terraria

Hyper light Drifter

Sparklite

20 minutes till dawn

Shadow of the Depth

Kingdom Rush

My recommendation would be to get emulation set up and take a small controller with you. Then a world of full quality games are open to you. Even if you don't have a controller, many games work well with a touch screen.

Android?

Are you telling me this post is fake?