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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 115 points 2 days ago

You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

That's a minimum, not a limit

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, keep going. Then you'll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

So you're saying it stacks? Dang!

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A capricorn?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

Sigh.

**unzips**

~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

So sorry about your hand cancer.

[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 18 points 2 days ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But it feels like someone else is doing it...

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago

No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

And only after sitting on it for awhile, so your hand goes numb.

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 days ago

How many times to avoid cancer completely?

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 34 points 2 days ago
[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 13 points 2 days ago

he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

I feel like it means he's happy with a pretty sprite

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 5 points 2 days ago

One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise... Ouch.

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight

[-] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I'm European, so FEPA probably though I don't really know

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

How did they count though...

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

"regardless of texture physics..." If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 2 days ago

It's probably asymptotic.

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

At least 21 times. It was found that not ejaculating often increased the risk of prostate cancer. Really a use it or lose it type of thing

[-] pageflight@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).

So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.

[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 21 points 2 days ago

Rookie numbers

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 13 points 2 days ago

fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack

[-] the_q@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Guess I'm gonna die of cancer.

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 10 points 2 days ago

Thank you Porn

[-] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago
[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I choose to believe that you're getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?

[-] Yazer@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I didn't attend a Trump rally, I'm all good.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, I used to be in that phase but things change

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Yes that’s pretty unique.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Damn, I just cum and pass out if it's just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago
[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand????

[-] m532@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 days ago
[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I guess the man's hair makes her fingers look more pointy. If you're eternal and out to drink blood, you've got pointy fingers y'know.

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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