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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 119 points 2 months ago

You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, keep going. Then you'll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago

So you're saying it stacks? Dang!

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A capricorn?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

That's a minimum, not a limit

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago

Sigh.

**unzips**

~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~

[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 18 points 2 months ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

But it feels like someone else is doing it...

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

And only after sitting on it for awhile, so your hand goes numb.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

So sorry about your hand cancer.

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 months ago

How many times to avoid cancer completely?

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 34 points 2 months ago
[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 13 points 2 months ago

he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise... Ouch.

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I feel like it means he's happy with a pretty sprite

[-] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I'm European, so FEPA probably though I don't really know

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

How did they count though...

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

"regardless of texture physics..." If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

It's probably asymptotic.

[-] pageflight@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).

So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.

[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 21 points 2 months ago

Rookie numbers

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

At least 21 times. It was found that not ejaculating often increased the risk of prostate cancer. Really a use it or lose it type of thing

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Shit back to work.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 15 points 2 months ago

fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 10 points 2 months ago

Thank you Porn

[-] the_q@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Guess I'm gonna die of cancer.

[-] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I choose to believe that you're getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?

[-] Yazer@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I didn't attend a Trump rally, I'm all good.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, I used to be in that phase but things change

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Yes that’s pretty unique.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Damn, I just cum and pass out if it's just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand????

[-] m532@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago
[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I guess the man's hair makes her fingers look more pointy. If you're eternal and out to drink blood, you've got pointy fingers y'know.

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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