Or even better: a pet duck

Yep, it's very easy and cheap to produce alcohol, the only reason it's expensive now is due to countries adding high excise taxes and the like to alcoholic drinks

Can't even afford to be an alcoholic to forget about your money problems anymore in this economy

This is the EU-Israel Association treaty, so this will actually hurt Israel economically as it suspends free trade with the EU

What about India and Pakistan? Or China invading Taiwan?

Dystopian as fuck

Don't forget about headbutting all those that annoy you

It's basically a relic of medieval land divisions

Peasants had small plots of land and due to road access requirements to transport goods you get these long narrow plots

"mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?"

No, I didn't make a mistake in the title