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submitted 6 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

A mysterious person known as the ‘Piss Bandit’ has been causing a stir in Pasadena, California, for the past six years.

The person comes out at night donned with a mask and latex gloves, regularly leaving bottles of urine in an influential neighbourhood, carefully arranging them on a utility box before vanishing into the night, as reported by New York Post.

The bottles, which include soda bottles, juice cartons, and gallon jugs are filled with yellow liquid, and are accompanied by crude drawings and notes like ‘human urine’ and ‘HIV positive.’

The bandit sometimes strikes multiple times a week, leaving behind fresh bottles each morning that disappear by nightfall.

The city attempted to stop the bandit by adding a pointed metal cover to the utility box, but the Piss Bandit simply removed it and continued his antics.

"It’s been a tug-o-war between the neighborhood and this guy," said Grant Yansura, who, along with filmmaker Derek Milton, launched an investigation into the mysterious figure.

Their TikTok videos about the case have garnered over 600,000 views.

While Yansura and Milton see the bandit as a vigilante artist akin to Robin Hood, many neighbours view him as a nuisance.

One local expressed disgust, stating he never considered the act an art form. Another neighbour threatened the bandit, saying, “If I catch you leaving your piss here, I will make you drink every last drop!”

Despite the attention, the bandit remains elusive. He ignored the duo's attempts to communicate, even stealing their cameras. Ultimately, Yansura concluded, “Sometimes you just have to let an artist pee.”

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

elite neighborhood

Hive of parasites. Call these fucking leeches what they are.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

Please tell me their superhero name is Father Pissmas.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

You asshole. You woke up my wife with my laughter

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

It’s a very versatile name, though. Just think of the potential porn!

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Oops! I did and now I'm less happy

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

Slash Man? With his teen sidekick Wee Lad. I feel a Viz cartoon brewing about incontinent Scottish superheroes.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Wee Lad

I am DED lol

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Way of the road

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

How do they not know who it is when they are being given what I presume is dna evidence? Or is there zero dna from random skin cells etc, floating around in piss?

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You can leave all the DNA or fingerprint evidence in the world behind if you're not in the system

Maybe this person's never had a run-in with the law before. Or maybe the contents are sourced from multiple pissers.

I'm not in forensics, but I bet you could put a little bleach or something in the bottle to ruin the DNA

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

We don't actually know they have tested it and a result may not point you at a suspect. Even when they are highly motivated (the BTK case) it can involve a lot of hard work comparing them with public DNA databases, then constructing family trees to narrow the suspects down and running thousands of tests to try and narrow the search down. Worth it when tracking down a serial killer, probably not worth the effort over a few bottles of piss.

[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Ok that’s interesting. I need to know exactly where this is.

[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

Not sure if you mean exactly where in Pasadena, but I live in SoCal and had a great chuckle about it. I imagine it’s in the area south of CIT since that’s what I’d label as ‘affluent’.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago
[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, it’s weird… he says the wall behind the box is actually a freeway. So maybe it’s a person living in the margin between the road and the wall?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago
[-] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That's nice, but what we really need right now is the scat man

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
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