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Hive of parasites. Call these fucking leeches what they are.
elite neighborhood
Hive of parasites. Call these fucking leeches what they are.
Please tell me their superhero name is Father Pissmas.
You asshole. You woke up my wife with my laughter
It’s a very versatile name, though. Just think of the potential porn!
Oops! I did and now I'm less happy
Slash Man? With his teen sidekick Wee Lad. I feel a Viz cartoon brewing about incontinent Scottish superheroes.
Wee Lad
I am DED lol
Way of the road
How do they not know who it is when they are being given what I presume is dna evidence? Or is there zero dna from random skin cells etc, floating around in piss?
You can leave all the DNA or fingerprint evidence in the world behind if you're not in the system
Maybe this person's never had a run-in with the law before. Or maybe the contents are sourced from multiple pissers.
I'm not in forensics, but I bet you could put a little bleach or something in the bottle to ruin the DNA
We don't actually know they have tested it and a result may not point you at a suspect. Even when they are highly motivated (the BTK case) it can involve a lot of hard work comparing them with public DNA databases, then constructing family trees to narrow the suspects down and running thousands of tests to try and narrow the search down. Worth it when tracking down a serial killer, probably not worth the effort over a few bottles of piss.
Ok that’s interesting. I need to know exactly where this is.
Not sure if you mean exactly where in Pasadena, but I live in SoCal and had a great chuckle about it. I imagine it’s in the area south of CIT since that’s what I’d label as ‘affluent’.
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Yeah, it’s weird… he says the wall behind the box is actually a freeway. So maybe it’s a person living in the margin between the road and the wall?
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