[-] dave@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago
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submitted 4 weeks ago by dave@feddit.uk to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[-] dave@feddit.uk 47 points 1 month ago

I'm sure I remember a similar story about someone very excited to get a response each night, and eventually they followed the return call, it got louder and louder, and eventually they saw some other idiot hooting like an owl through the trees.

[-] dave@feddit.uk 39 points 6 months ago

I write minified JavaScript and the AI pretty-prints it with 8-space indentation. That’s well over 25% by weight.

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submitted 8 months ago by dave@feddit.uk to c/linux@lemmy.ml

I’ve been using Arch for just over a year on my older Dell laptop, and have been regularly running sudo pacman -Syu but not once have I had a problem or anything break. What am I doing wrong?

[-] dave@feddit.uk 41 points 8 months ago

They are super cool and super territorial by all accounts. We were in a pop-up pub in a field and this guy kept coming to sit on our hands. I guess we were in his spot…Common Darter

[-] dave@feddit.uk 156 points 1 year ago

Just archive it and take up farming.

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Be careful (feddit.uk)

Google classify their own security alerts as spam. Or they just can't be arsed with sorting out DKIM.

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Skype pretty much always stuck like this.

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17.4.1 > 17.4.1 (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 year ago by dave@feddit.uk to c/softwaregore@lemmy.world

Numbers go brrrrrrr

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Autowedgie (m.youtube.com)
[-] dave@feddit.uk 91 points 1 year ago

Those guys are amateurs. Try being the Uk government—compulsorily purchase private land for new rail line, hand lucrative contracts to your mates to clear mature oaks (which they get to keep, worth £5k each), accidentally clear more than is needed, then cancel the rail line.

[-] dave@feddit.uk 75 points 1 year ago

Is that a frickin rotating chair?

https://feddit.uk/pictrs/image/cd6ec8b0-a249-41d7-afe5-1ecc15c41dea.jpeg

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submitted 1 year ago by dave@feddit.uk to c/softwaregore@lemmy.world
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submitted 2 years ago by dave@feddit.uk to c/softwaregore@lemmy.world

Also, how can you be aged 16 and below? I know, not technically the software's fault, but still...

[-] dave@feddit.uk 53 points 2 years ago

PSP is travelling at 394,736mph. Voyager 1 is about 15 billion miles away and travelling at about 35,000mph.

Time taken to catch up t is roughly 394736t = 15000000000 +35000t or about 4.75 years.

[-] dave@feddit.uk 105 points 2 years ago

Close. It was the Giant Death Ray.

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[-] dave@feddit.uk 45 points 2 years ago

An whole year!

[-] dave@feddit.uk 40 points 2 years ago

After its scheduled departure. They know…

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OK, now what? (feddit.uk)
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