[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

spoilerhi friends this is otz, or am i actually tom cruise in a convincing mask

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think the best response to people upset about Pluto is this Tom Cardy song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK0KPuH32mc, which makes a great metaphor of it.

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

bought darkest dungeon (1) cause it was $3 and its been great, no deaths yet so overconfidence will definitely be my slow and insidious killer

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

haven't played any of the games or watched the show unfortunately, but great to hear its good and see friends excited

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

site down for the eclipse making sure we log off and see the event o7

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

definitely, since its much more a deckbuilder than a poker game as youre trying to match a score instead of outwit other real players. theres still the different types of hands but those are easy to learn

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The Balatro grind continues

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

when making my account i checked the available planets, and there is an account name for Venus (who is fairly active), Mars (not very active), and Mercury (last post 4 years ago), but none of them have a picture of the planet as profile picture smh.

also 'obscure' ooooooooooooooh (but true)

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think my two favorite that have stood the test of time are:

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

and also

The dive bar at the end of the universe

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

also why I frequent healing crystal stores because the good ones have some cool looking or geologically interesting rocks, then it's 50/50 if it's a reasonable price or a $200 spray painted quartz crystal lol. although the real shame is when all the rocks are rounded and polished because that gets rid of half the mineralogy

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

100% of the time I type 'big' it suggests 'Boobs' for the next word help

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