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@Pluto@hexbear.net needs a dope crew

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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Planets are star poop. Enjoy being named after my poop.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Ideology@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Wow, that's to scale? I had no idea the moon was 4 times the size of earth, you learn something new every day!

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, we have @Ceres@hexbear.net and I guess @Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net

One's an obscure dwarf planet and the other is a "Blood Moon" (the type that, I guess, you read about in those evagelical Christian fundamentalist "prophecy" books I see on Amazon.com).

Also, I'm not officially a planet.

So...

We have nobody that's named after a planet.

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

when making my account i checked the available planets, and there is an account name for Venus (who is fairly active), Mars (not very active), and Mercury (last post 4 years ago), but none of them have a picture of the planet as profile picture smh.

also 'obscure' ooooooooooooooh (but true)

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, I remember Venus

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Ever play Protocorgi?

Yeah, its based on me.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Frankly

We can also have people named after exo-planets.

Honestly, I'm kinda warming up to this idea... and I'm supposed to be a cold planet!

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Hmm, I wonder if anyone on hexbear.net would be interested in starting a sailor moon crew lea-think

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meanwhile, we have Yurt Owl (couldn't find their actual Hexbear handle so I couldn't bring 'em here) and, I think, one other "owl" user named after you.

Hmmmmm

Frankly, if we're going to make the whole "celestial body names" a thing on Hexbear, it should be dwarf planets to, like, raise awareness of celestial structures outside the original eight official planets.

Plus, I like obscure shit so there's that.

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Yurt_Owl is no more, there is now only Gorb

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

gorby-sad

I brought pizza hut to the USSR can you say the same? Where's pizza hut on pluto?

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I still can't believe USSR died for stuffed crust...

kitty-birthday-sad

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

to be fair, every now and then I feel like I would, too

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, it is stuffed crust...

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

WDYM? We don't have any users named after planets

spoilertroll

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

See: context's post.

Haha, get it? Context.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

well, my real name is Kepler 452b but my friends and family call me Toobie, does that count?

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You're good.

[-] RION@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Mfw Epsilon Eridani B enters the function ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

TIL about Epsilon Eridani B...

[-] aen@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

where's pluto's charon? hyperflush

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