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We need more users named after planets
(hexbear.net)
Planets are star poop. Enjoy being named after my poop.
Gulp
Get mooned
Wow, that's to scale? I had no idea the moon was 4 times the size of earth, you learn something new every day!
Well, we have @Ceres@hexbear.net and I guess @Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net
One's an obscure dwarf planet and the other is a "Blood Moon" (the type that, I guess, you read about in those evagelical Christian fundamentalist "prophecy" books I see on Amazon.com).
Also, I'm not officially a planet.
So...
We have nobody that's named after a planet.
when making my account i checked the available planets, and there is an account name for Venus (who is fairly active), Mars (not very active), and Mercury (last post 4 years ago), but none of them have a picture of the planet as profile picture smh.
also 'obscure' (but true)
Oh, I remember Venus
Ever play Protocorgi?
Yeah, its based on me.
Oho
Frankly
We can also have people named after exo-planets.
Honestly, I'm kinda warming up to this idea... and I'm supposed to be a cold planet!
Hmm, I wonder if anyone on hexbear.net would be interested in starting a sailor moon crew 
Meanwhile, we have Yurt Owl (couldn't find their actual Hexbear handle so I couldn't bring 'em here) and, I think, one other "owl" user named after you.
Hmmmmm
Frankly, if we're going to make the whole "celestial body names" a thing on Hexbear, it should be dwarf planets to, like, raise awareness of celestial structures outside the original eight official planets.
Plus, I like obscure shit so there's that.
Yurt_Owl is no more, there is now only Gorb
...Gorbachev?
I brought pizza hut to the USSR can you say the same? Where's pizza hut on pluto?
I still can't believe USSR died for stuffed crust...
to be fair, every now and then I feel like I would, too
Well, it is stuffed crust...
WDYM? We don't have any users named after planets
spoiler
See: context's post.
Haha, get it? Context.
well, my real name is Kepler 452b but my friends and family call me Toobie, does that count?
You're good.
Mfw Epsilon Eridani B enters the function ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
TIL about Epsilon Eridani B...
where's pluto's charon? 
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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