after hearing the thoughts of other Redditor’s I came to the conclusion that I’m the problem and I have to work on my insecurities

the key is to sit in fountain and make ur bear do everything

queuing up dota to play pos 5 lone druid rn

I'm easy to prank because I'm a genuine person that believes the best in everyone.

If I ever get mauled in the wilderness, know that my last words were "Pspspsps"

Barney is honestly a deeply misunderstood guy. If he wasn’t such a drunk, he would actually be a far better person. It makes a lot of sense why Homer admired him and became great friends with him in high school.

People who think it’s a conspiracy that we don’t have wireless electricity: Look up the inverse square law.

Even life got DLCs now

I got your screw worm right here grabs crotch

Bird brain isn't much of an insult I suppose. More like a compliment.

I gotta admit - sometimes I'm a little surprised Homer's allowed in anywhere....