God is both male and female; it was a toss up with adam and eve for who got which parts and could've just as easily been an mpreg seahorse situation
If you’re “buying” and not conjuring your cabin, then you’re already failing at witchcraft imo.
Good Lord, if that neighborhood had an HOA, Phineas and Ferb wouldn't be able to do shit.
Me and the comrades doing a Cantabrian Circle but with technicals
In a zombie scenario, I don't think I would be patient 0. I Would be more like patient ~100k, which is still pretty good!
Delete my neuron history after I die.
Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional
Let me pull up the vowels : A E Y U I O
I have been postin in megathreads for so long that the average hexbear can ram their thoughts telepathically into my mind, like they're a Warhammer 40,000 Inquisitor.
Breaking News: Local Lemming Discovers Speech
I've always found it to be one of the funniest things in human history that the Romans conquered so much and went so far, even crossing the channel and taking Britain, only to see Scotland and decide "We stop here, wall it off".
Khorne only asks for two things; blood and skulls. Best part? They don't even have to be your own!