[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

Khorne only asks for two things; blood and skulls. Best part? They don't even have to be your own!

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

God is both male and female; it was a toss up with adam and eve for who got which parts and could've just as easily been an mpreg seahorse situation sicko-wistful

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

If you’re “buying” and not conjuring your cabin, then you’re already failing at witchcraft imo.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Good Lord, if that neighborhood had an HOA, Phineas and Ferb wouldn't be able to do shit.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Me and the comrades doing a Cantabrian Circle but with technicals

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

In a zombie scenario, I don't think I would be patient 0. I Would be more like patient ~100k, which is still pretty good!

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Delete my neuron history after I die.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional smuglord

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Let me pull up the vowels : A E Y U I O

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

I have been postin in megathreads for so long that the average hexbear can ram their thoughts telepathically into my mind, like they're a Warhammer 40,000 Inquisitor.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Breaking News: Local Lemming Discovers Speech

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I've always found it to be one of the funniest things in human history that the Romans conquered so much and went so far, even crossing the channel and taking Britain, only to see Scotland and decide "We stop here, wall it off".

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RIP he woulda loved that shit

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Pictured is Neko the 'Self-Proclaimed "Provisional Head Priestess of the Asase Shrine"'

She runs a shrine on Serai Island and if you read the lore between the lines she possibly received millions of mora in PPP loans during the bale-thunder crisis

illuminati

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