[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Way ahead of you sit-back-and-enjoy

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

fidel-salute-big Thank you for your service

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

๐“˜'๐“œ ๐“Ÿ๐“ž๐“ž๐“ก capybara-fancy

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 84 points 1 month ago

The fellas after convincing the ladies to hold up the whole sky: sit-back-and-enjoy

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[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 62 points 3 months ago

maduro-coffee most historically literate .ee

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RIP he woulda loved that shit

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 123 points 6 months ago

The whole thing is so horrifying, but this stuck out to me

Rosa, a Mexican woman who spoke barely any English and had already been detained for 11 months

I wonder who was in charge 11 months ago clueless

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 128 points 8 months ago

squidward-nochill a 22 year old was beaten up for dating an 18 year old

squidward-chill they were a us troop

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

My sister went to see jd Vance speak at her college and there was going to be a meet and greet thing after the speech with cookies and juice. She ended up having to leave early and when she went to get a cookie she accidentally knocked the whole catering-sized box all over the floor. She tried to help the staff clean them up, but when she tried to throw them away they were like, "what are you doing? Those are still good?" and PUT THE FLOOR COOKIES BACK ON THE TABLE TO BE SERVED!

So I know for a fact that JD Vance has eaten floor cookies.

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Pictured is Neko the 'Self-Proclaimed "Provisional Head Priestess of the Asase Shrine"'

She runs a shrine on Serai Island and if you read the lore between the lines she possibly received millions of mora in PPP loans during the bale-thunder crisis

illuminati

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

You're absolutely right. I hereby refuse to vote Trump because I believe he would fund genocide. Do you pledge to not vote Biden because he funds genocide?

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago

Landlords normally: "it's just so easy! My tenants pay for everything, I dont even have to work!" smuglord

Landlords after being called out by a leftist: "this is a very difficult job, I barely make a profit. Without me you would be homeless. All my money goes towards mortgages! (Equity? What's that?!)" boohoo

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear

Some crimes can never be forgiven snipes-hesitation

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