My sister went to see jd Vance speak at her college and there was going to be a meet and greet thing after the speech with cookies and juice. She ended up having to leave early and when she went to get a cookie she accidentally knocked the whole catering-sized box all over the floor. She tried to help the staff clean them up, but when she tried to throw them away they were like, "what are you doing? Those are still good?" and PUT THE FLOOR COOKIES BACK ON THE TABLE TO BE SERVED!
So I know for a fact that JD Vance has eaten floor cookies.
Pictured is Neko the 'Self-Proclaimed "Provisional Head Priestess of the Asase Shrine"'
She runs a shrine on Serai Island and if you read the lore between the lines she possibly received millions of mora in PPP loans during the bale-thunder crisis
This is what the establishment fears 👁
You're absolutely right. I hereby refuse to vote Trump because I believe he would fund genocide. Do you pledge to not vote Biden because he funds genocide?
Landlords normally: "it's just so easy! My tenants pay for everything, I dont even have to work!" 
Landlords after being called out by a leftist: "this is a very difficult job, I barely make a profit. Without me you would be homeless. All my money goes towards mortgages! (Equity? What's that?!)" 
This is an actual recipe though, my aunt made something like this. You basically make a ""soup"" by just cooking onions like this until they are completely broken down and mushy. You don't even add broth or water or anything, just onion, seasoning, and maybe cheese. It was so gross. I tried my best to be polite and eat enough of it to not be rude, but I guess I did a bad job since my mom later made fun of me for how obvious it was that I was disgusted by it. 
I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear
Some crimes can never be forgiven 
except its 
They have a far more functional society than we do