Synthesis: Fuck the police 
at least I'm wanted somewhere, am I right fellas?
Sorry for not typing out the meme for accessibility - I'm on my phone and it's low-key a leftist wall of text
Mr. Peanut butter voice: What is this, a crossover!?
No link because I noped the fuck out of there and refuse to go looking for it again. Yeah I'm a lib, but you're all my alts so so are you.
Look man, it's sad that in the era of modern medical miracles we still have people shitting their intestines out because they're convinced dewormer is a miracle drug, but at what point do we just say "good riddance?" I want everyone to have a happy and healthy life, but I don't think the head empty no thoughts fascist-lite ALL NATURAL™ bottom feeders of the man made horror beyond human comprehension that is the grifting human centipede deserve to be rescued from their own malice and stupidity at a certain point.
Bring back bullying. These freaks are a death cult and deserve to be treated with nothing but scorn and derision until they die or change their ways, and then they should still be pointed at as an example of the biggest and most useful idiots in history.
It's ironic I guess. All that dewormer and yet their brain worms feasting like kings 
Of course they were lying and complaining about not being able to breathe in bad faith. Of course it was always an excuse to rebel against the idea of doing anything that mildly inconvenienced them for the greater good, ever, and all they wanted was to take their horse dewormer and verbally abuse service industry employees. But goddamn. There is a ridiculous absurdity to the hypocrisy of all these fucks probably being the most ardent anti-maskers and now tripping over themselves to mask up and go harass brown people. This is such a privileged point to make, and calling them out on their hypocrisy doesn't matter--they don't care that they're hypocrites. But you gotta appreciate the naked commitment to just saying whatever the fuck they need to to justify whatever they want to do in the moment. The rest of us are torturing ourselves with the human condition trying to be logically consistent, and here they are living their best lives, just stringing together whatever ideas or positions satisfies their wretched first order desires in the moment.
Anyway, I with every ICE officer a very nice 
. Here's hoping their anti-vax bullshit kills them off in record numbers this flu season.
Critical support to my electoralist comrades in their efforts to fire right wing Dems from their cushy bullshit jobs (US House of Representatives)
"I've uncritically consumed product for years paying extortionate prices and never thought twice due to my privilege and wealth. I tried making product myself and realized what a scam things have been all along, and now feel stupid. Why won't they just scam me for 400% profit instead of 500%?"
The closest thing to critical thinking a burger-brained treatlerite is kkkapable of. 
No eggs, no orange juice. Brunch liberals in shambles rn.
Asbestos must be safe because it's mined naturally from the ground 
Look, when I'm terminal, whether that be young or old, you'd better believe I'll be more sympathetic to adventurism. Gonna get real into shooting as a hobby and curious about oil and healthcare executive meetings. Just some fanciful interests of a dying man, where's the harm in that?
The double-think is incredible. "To preserve the cease-fire, we must ~~resume~~ continue bombing immediately."
I'm sure she died happy knowing how much she had done for advertisers and shareholder value. Truly a life worth being proud of.
THANK U FOR PROTECTING ME FROM EVER AFFORDING AN ELECTRIC CAR MR PRESIDENT. I'LL CROSS THAT OFF MY LIST, JUST LIKE "HEALTHCARE" AND "LITERALLY ANY HOME." 
Does middle management just have untreated anxiety and are now projecting that onto everyone around them? Literally what are they complaining about here.
A lot of being a leftist means spelling out just how grotesque and violent libs are to their faces because they can't connect the dots by themselves. There are no constellations to these people, only twinkling lights.
"The natives are singing, what a cute little display!" 
Translator whispers into Kamala's ear
American Lend-Lease tactics: First you lend the perfidious Yanks some money, then they cancel your lease and keep the deposit.