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Inner sloth got Thom Yorke to make the ost for the newly released among us 3D game
I live in Brazil
Tried to make romantic breakfast bed for my gf who had a bad week but I burned some pancakes and now she feels even worse. I’m like joker
Bullshido mode
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This movie bad
(hexbear.net)
I ended up going to this elderly man’s house which was fairly big and had a nice ocean view because he’s a rich mf. His wife said she was making sushi but she ended up ordering a Benihana alternative which made my gf sad because the only reason we went to their place was because she wanted sushi. Oh well.
I’m still here and the guy just put on Malhação which is some shitty novela from the 90s and my gf looks like she might cry. I think this old man never had any kids so he’s trying to bond with me and throughout the movie he kept looking over for approval at his favorite scenes. He must love this disgusting filth film because he recites the lines really well and it felt like a dual audio situation where Tom cruise and old man were speaking the same lines. I wanted to jump into the ocean and drown.
Such a bad movie I only like Tom cruise in mission impossible 1 and 3 and the rest suck.
Last samurai is about whitey Vietnam vet who tries to train some samurai soldiers how to fight and he ends up dying of disentary at the end of the movie. I think my fate will be the same after eating the Benihana because I don’t feel too good.
We’re still at his house and he want to show me his aged soy sauce collection.
He went full ogre on these dates
The old guy in physio keeps asking me to come over to his beach house to watch the last samurai with him because his wife came over from England and is making sushi. I just met the guy but he really likes me for some reason. My gf really likes sushi and said it would be nice and I don’t want to disappoint her
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06.29.25 is the most recent date
Having a shower and ironing my clothes is bourgeois actually
Pitbull is a working class hero, give me everything tonight
I usually only eat one hot dog at Costco but I convinced my girlfriend that I could have two of them and she said “you better eat them all” and I did but maybe I ate them too fast. About 30 minutes later I start feeling sick and then involuntarily soiled myself in the checkout. I think Costco wins this time
if the site needs to enact a policy that any kind of posting that might involve other people in our lives be relegated to DM only, then OK
Yeah, no. This is such a convenient ultimatum that benefits you, it just sounds like you’ll just use this as an excuse to slide into direct messages or make “feeling lonely please dm” posts.
This is not a serious issue and yet you’re being extremely defensive about something the majority of the website is against whilst playing the smol bean role for sympathy points. Stop posting about crushes, it’s creepy.
Won’t affect me in the slightest 
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MikeyChaz
joined 1 month ago
I was lying I actually don’t follow the relationship