CW: Bodily fluid/waste
I had to do my business in the bushes a couple nights ago and while my pants were safe from catastrophic scenario #2, I pissed all over my pants, and to make it even worse, I didn’t get a chance to shower and change before my court date yesterday. I’m finally about to change my pants, like 2 days later. Fucking lame and humiliating.
Libs will ban you from their subreddits for disagreeing with this.
Chinese internet memes are such a fucking blast.
There’s a Portland, OH LMAO.
they only seem to have mainly Chinese food everywhere
Sorry but lol.
[T]he anarchocapitalist leader of Argentina, Javier Milei, who is currently busy completely destroying his own country and stripping the copper out of the walls to give to American capitalists.
Javier Milei is a tweaker confirmed.
Did my part.
I was into the Palestinian liberation movement before I was even a socialist (when I was 16 or whatever I was a Ron Paul gooner). It’s probably the thing that made me realize—oh damn, literally everything I’m being told about the world outside the imperial core is a fucking lie. I fucking saw the Jeffrey Epstein thing coming from a mile away—one of my former roommates dead ass woke me up to tell me the news and I lost my shit. *hot goth chick intern punts me in the back of my head with a broom stick* What I’m trying to get at here is, holy fuck I’ve become such an apathetic lazy coward. Time to fucking change that.
Death to Israel.
Um.
Reality is becoming a fucking sitcom.
How the fuck can you not laugh? Homeboy got blown away by a tweaker zip gun.
I loved The Strain.