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Chinese internet memes are such a fucking blast.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago

We did it Reddit bazinga

I’ve been one of those annoying awkward friends who won’t go away (and it’s destroyed relationships I really cherished) and it’s the source of a lot of shame and embarrassment and regret, so tbhbbq these jokes aren’t very funny to me.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I didn't even realize anyone currently living in Gaza would actually choose to collaborate with Israel.

The linked tweet says this was a criminal gang. While the lumpenproletariat (a class of which I am a proud member, mind you) can have class consciousness and can be revolutionary, oftentimes we will just do whatever and while we often are not pieces of shit, we each possess a moral compass that looks like someone threw it against a fucking wall, repeatedly. Like for example, in this fictional story I’m writing, the main character knows one or more drug dealers who are very progressive-minded, or even of marginalized identities (LGBT, women, neurodivergent), who get their shit from literal neo-Nazis or other dirtbags (whom they are, weirdly enough, on friendly terms with); one of the characters is simultaneously a feminist and accepting of LGBT people, a very kind person, and also a fucking Trump supporter.

Not trying to suggest these dudes weren’t pieces of shit, mind you.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

I don’t get the hexbears saying they like this one better.

The app icon tipped me off to this before I ever opened the app.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

High Bailiff? What is this fucking Game of Thrones?

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Creamsicle! (hexbear.net)
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It’s still wearing on me psychologically but I will give them a taste of their own fucking medicine so help me God.

Taking a break right now. Only got minimal sleep last night. Fun.

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The I paid $25 for these pretty decent ones, they go for $60 retail. Everything was fine and then I remembered the third reason this is trash technology: the screen thingie always comes off, or gets gummed up and has to be taken ‘ off, making it sound like something I wouldn’t even pay $5 for.

If it isn’t that, earbuds will either not stay put, or I’ll lose one, just one.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 121 points 4 months ago

they only seem to have mainly Chinese food everywhere

Sorry but lol.

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The topic: how fucked the Democrats are gonna be unless they nominate someone who people will actually want to vote for—someone who can mobilize their base the way Obama did, and the way Trump is doing now—and how Kamala kinda almost does that, but falls short by being only slightly less milquetoast than Biden. Or something like that.

And Creamsicle will be co-hosting.

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“Yay.”

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago

[T]he anarchocapitalist leader of Argentina, Javier Milei, who is currently busy completely destroying his own country and stripping the copper out of the walls to give to American capitalists.

Javier Milei is a tweaker confirmed.

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I can never get my phone out in time.

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City subreddits are pretty trash as is, unmasking just how unbelievably cruel and evil some people are whenever the topic of homeless people crops up. But of all the active subreddits for my city, the main one, /r/Portland, is tame. (/r/askportland is SURPRISINGLY kind, with the occasional evil piece of shit passing through.)

I thought /r/PortlandOR was evil—it’s all but an explicit hate sub—but I found an even worse one. Behold, a pale horse: /r/PortlandCriddlers.

(“Criddle” is a slang term in the meth community around here—it means stealing, or more specifically, at least how I understand it, rifling through someone’s shit with the intention of stealing, i.e. ”Someone criddled my tent”.)

I would not be surprised if someone has posted photos of me or my friends, and I’m honestly afraid to look. It would not surprise me either, if whoever tried to pepper spray me a couple months ago is subscribed to this sub. The language used to refer to homeless people is dehumanizing and disgusting and it borders on incitement. But what’s really funny is I distinctly remember getting someone permabanned by reporting a post that used very similar language. I know Reddit is a cesspool and you don’t care but it takes like a minute to report a couple posts for “hate” or “threatening violence.” And it will do something to curb the growing trend of violence committed against homeless people. A drop in the bucket, but still. It will also be kinda funny to own these motherfuckers.

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Some of their affiliates also have cool as fuck flags, take for example the flag of the Popular Mobilization Forces, arguably even more badass than Hezbollahs.

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Lol.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 80 points 9 months ago

Um.

Reality is becoming a fucking sitcom.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 69 points 11 months ago

How the fuck can you not laugh? Homeboy got blown away by a tweaker zip gun.

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