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[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 147 points 1 month ago

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 106 points 1 month ago

Where's your favorite place to poop?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 126 points 1 month ago

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[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 64 points 1 month ago

Ah yes always a good choice.

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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 97 points 1 month ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

You're the expert!

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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 77 points 1 month ago

What is the nuclear launch code?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 94 points 1 month ago

......................

ffew2

[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago
[-] TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months

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[-] psoul@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago

Can you generate a random password for me?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 81 points 1 month ago

333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 month ago

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

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[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 80 points 1 month ago
[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 1 month ago

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 69 points 1 month ago

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[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 45 points 1 month ago

Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 56 points 1 month ago

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 54 points 1 month ago

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 58 points 1 month ago
[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago

Such a beautiful language

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago

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[-] wisely@feddit.org 43 points 1 month ago

How do you feel about 2025 so far?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 69 points 1 month ago

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[-] baropithecus@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

Same, little guy. Same.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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[-] Fickle_Ferret@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

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