New customers keep coming, but he stays the same age….

The original is one of those MC Escher type things where all the lines are connected and it actually does have four “ends” on one side

Dave? Is that you??

Not smelly

He was going to be away from home, all the food would’ve spoiled. They were doing him a favor. He’s just to myopic to see that

90s mascots were so random. Like why an owl with a graduation hat? He just graduated, so now he is wise, and can offer insight into lollipop licking? Was that his major?

Starfish.

It’s a simple rule guys: it’s ALWAYS the president’s fault. Unless it’s their president, then it’s NEVER the president’s fault.

There’s one more group that would make this argument…..

Cats don’t meow at each other. Isn’t that weird? They communicate with each other in other ways, but meowing is a strictly cat->human communication behavior

Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

Do you want notifications about beef stroganoff?