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[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 minutes ago

I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 19 points 6 hours ago

A motorcycle the dude works on himself

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Braaaaaaaaaaaap!

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."

[-] superkret@feddit.org 21 points 8 hours ago

Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 7 hours ago

C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago

That's an amazing name for a horse.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Whats ligma?

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 6 hours ago
[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago
[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 7 hours ago

Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

is it stupidity?

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 61 points 11 hours ago

Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago

I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...

My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago

It truly is the forgotten pandemic.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 6 hours ago

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 39 points 11 hours ago

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.

[-] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago
[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 3 points 7 hours ago

I keep setten em' up and they keep drivin' around em'

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

No no no......it's the tickle monster. It's like bigfoot, 7 foot tall, hairy, and can overwhelm and overpower you. And all it wants to do is tickle you everywhere for the rest of your life.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 27 points 11 hours ago

It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

it's crazy how there's no way to play an unplayed Steam game v they should do something about that

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago
[-] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

I read this as OOP philosophy 😂

[-] Pavidus@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.

One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.

[-] Pavidus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Preludes are awesome! I've got an old Miata that I've had for years, similar situation. I've thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I'll never see it back. But she's mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hell yeah! I've had mine since last summer. I had a 4 speed auto in high school and college, and I always told myself that if I could do it again, I'd get it with a stick so that's what I managed.

What gen Miata? I've been wanting to drive an NB for a long time, but I can only realistically afford to have one 20+ year old car at a time lol

[-] Pavidus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Mine is an NA, '95. I really dig the popup headlights. 1995 was a good year IMO. First year with the bigger 1.8, and still had OBD1.

My brother has an NB for years, so I've had plenty of seat time in one of those as well. They feel really similar to the NA, with better suspension travel. Great cars!

[-] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Life bro! That's Life!

[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

[-] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago
[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

Dave? Is that you??

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago
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