Yeah the rest is fine, but bragging about being featured in a magazine is kinda cringe.

Hi! My name is Bob Kelso, and I like whores. Now, why don't I introduce myself like that? Because there is a time and a place for the truth.

Props for using a Land Before Time template. Yup yup.

"blasphemy"

Holy hell. How anyone defends these overly religious, dirt ball countries boggles my mind. Overzealous religion rules with an iron fist.

In Poland, you can be arrested and charged with "offending religious feelings"

America is far from perfect, but I can pretty much say whatever I want, with few exceptions, and not be subjected to legal consequences.

Crackhead gonna crackhead.

You left out dweeb.

First, they came for the dildos, and I did nothing.

It's one thing for this to happen, shrug, and not give a shit. It's another to glorify this guy.

It happened. I'm not upset about it. But this Luigi cat isn't my hero.

Mom said tomorrow is my turn to post the Bluesky article.

"I love those 25 year olds. I get older, they stay the same age."

This better not awaken anything in me.