[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'll never tell the story about the bodies rotting in the old trolley shed behind the Inpost lockers. It happened not too long after I started working for Morrisons, I think it was my fourth or fifth closing shift. Three people burst in just after we closed and tried to rob our store. They had guns but they were no match for us.

Our head of security lamped one of them with a tin of ravioli, tins were bigger in those days. Our head of sales got the other one with an old dot matrix receipt printer. The third one tried to turn tail and run, but our door staff was there, and bored them to death with incessant questions about the weather. It took half a dozen of us to drag the bodies into the trolley shed. We padlocked it, dusted off our hands, and went home.

Of course we then needed somewhere to put the trolleys so we took a couple of old bike frames that'd been dumped outside the store one inexplicable evening, welded them in place as trolley rails just outside the café, and called it good. The punters arrived the next day none the wiser, we'd just relocated the trolleys. Nobody ever questioned the old shed. We stuck a postal locker in front of it and called it good.

The reason I'll never tell that story is I just made it up and it isn't true.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Yet another doomscroll

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Filthy ones.

They didn't even let me keep the change.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Fire Man.

Just raze it and start over.

obligatory /j for legal reasons

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Heroic is what I use, but in the interest of adding alternatives, another GUI way to do this is to use Bottles. Create a bottle for the game, and in that bottle click Run Executable, then run the base game installer, then repeat for each DLC. It'll even give you a shortcut.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Being an extremely good girl 😈

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

I didn't mean from that creator specifically.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Whiting. With a few whelks from a long-abandoned trap I found.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

Each voting system should select a champion. The champions then fight to the first blood. Last champion standing wins.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Welcome to my world, 1am video releases are pretty much standard for me because apparently America is the only country in the world /s

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Where is Le Clitoris? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Joke from my gig on Friday that went down well and I'm pretty proud of it, so I wanted to share

"Le Clitoris" is a statue that, as the name suggests, depicts the clitoris.

It was installed at University of Poitiers, France on 24 November 2017.

But it's not on Google Maps, I think on purpose because it leads to the semi-regular occurrence of tourists asking locals the obvious question.

They looked all over, they just want to sit down and appreciate le clitoris, but can they find the bloody thing?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/le-clitoris

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Never tried it, sorry

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I'm thinking ferries that hop from island to island with a 2-4 hour journey time. Do they sleep aboard? Or do they go home after work like the rest of us do?

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Bazzite is the new Arch (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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I think anyone who works for a big company, or at least most who do, will have experienced going to meetings that should've been e-mails?

Some of those probably shouldn't have even been that. Like, for instance, yesterday's all-departments show-and-tell meeting, where literally no departments had anything new to show.

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Having grown up in the northern hemisphere I have a particular mental image of Father Christmas/Santa Claus/Saint Nick/whatever. It involves a lot of clothing, topped with a lined robe. Y'know, typical cold weather gear.

In the southern hemisphere, do you get the same? If so, how come the poor guys cosplaying as him don't overheat?

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This one's probably a question with no answer because the boys' club are vanishingly unlikely to cast a woman to play Bond.

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I'm a practicing witch. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

One day I hope to be good at it.

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Fuck rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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