[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago

This article is chudposting, remember that

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 11 months ago

He wasn't german and I don't think you're german. Germans usually know a lot about ww2....

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Me when your rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 11 months ago

In Minecraft

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 year ago

Depends how old your parents are. They likely have the full lead Teflon combo

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Das süddeutsche "Ohne Bier kein Spaß" gegen das norddeutsche "so herb wie meine Seele".

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making a simple rpg app (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Hey guys, I have never programmed in my life, but I now want to make an app for rpgs.

The main idea is to make a dice roller, inside a character sheet storage.. It's just supposed to help me store and edit my stats and let me roll and and add stuff.

Best case scenario would be using Termux for this, since it's supposed to run on older smartphones.

I'd love some guidance where to start!

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago

Das ist ein Abspann im Kino. Die Schrift läuft nach oben. Hier wird suggeriert, dass stattdessen der Saal gesenkt wird

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I recently got the tokyo nova fan translation. It's already a somewhat streamlined game. I would like to know what I can and cannot cut out of the system in your opinion, without ruining it.

This is more about mechanics than flavour, since the end goal is a more supernatural or gunshoe style system that can do anything.

The skill check system is something I have decided to keep, because it just works perfectly. The classes are something I am not sure about, as are the tarot scenes.

I might switch out the combat for something more blackjack or poker. Likely blackjack, with different target numbers, depending on the attack style.

To extend on the blackjack combat: My idea is that a regular gun does for example crit damage on a 21, mid damage in 16 to 20 and no damage or low on everything below. A 22 and above is automatic failure, but I am not sure how to utilise that.

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Mine are Knocklebones, cockroach poker and zombie dice. Maybe Stratego.

But I want something new. Something that I can play with my larp group.

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 year ago

Opressiin is not a competition

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago

Sanest foxnews consoomer

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Darf man hier keinen Text Pfosten?

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ich🍑iel (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Mit halb aufgeknöpftem Shirt steht Christian "Big L" Lindner im Eingang zum Grünen-Büro.

"H-hey Chrissi", stammele ich.

Er baut sich vor mir auf und entledigt sich vollends seines Hemds. "Guten Tag", sagt er, "Lust auf eine produktive Koalitionsverhandlung?" Noch bevor ich die Sprache finde, hat er mich bereits sanft aufs Bett gedrückt. Ich frage ihn, ob seine Frau nichts dagegen habe, aber er beteuert, er sei "jetzt wieder verfügbar". In seinem Schritt kann ich bereits die Umrisse seines massiven Umfrageergebnisses erahnen.

"Aber wir kennen uns doch kaum", versuche ich zu protestieren. Er beugt sich zu mir herunter und flüstert mir ins Ohr: "Ungeduld ist auch eine Tugend." Er lockert meinen Gürtel und öffnet den Reißverschluss meiner Hose. Innerlich spüre ich, wie er meine 5%-Hürde überwindet, als er mich leidenschaftlich auf den Mund küsst. Seine Zärtlichkeiten rufen bei uns beiden nachhaltiges Wachstum hervor.

"Denken wir neu!", sagt er plötzlich und dreht mich mit seinen kräftigen Händen auf den Bauch. Er entblößt meine Erstwählerschaft.

"Christian, solltest du nicht ein Kondom benutzen?", wende ich mit schwacher Zweitstimme ein, doch er erwidert nur "Penetration first. Bedenken second." und dringt mit einem Ruck tief in meinen Wahlkreis ein...

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago

...except they don't and the new target audience is bigger

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 year ago

I recently had a discussion with someone on Instagram, about freedom to and freedom from.

Turned out they are a Nazi cosplayer with multiple uniforms, going to actual Neo-Nazi meetings.

I got a strike on Instagram for mocking a bored ape owner, but the amount of actual Nazi sympathisers on that page is not an issue I guess.

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The Bang! dice game (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

I very much enjoyed the original Bang! and it's additions. I want something that feels like the shooting dice equivalent to Bangs! Poker. How good is the dice version and are there other games that are better but share the direction?

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Hey, hi. I am in an Exam week and I'd love some recipes that are fast to make. Last year I only ate stuff that didn't really suit my eating habits and fell apart during my workouts.

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Ich🍵iel (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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