Now someone's gotta combine the two and make GNU/Linux without GNU or Linux

Lyrics? There are none, as that's purely instrumental. Onomatopoeia? Assuming it's a pure sine wave, probably just an "ooooooo" without any glottal plosive at the beginning. A pure sine wave wouldn't be a "woooo", that would be a sine wave with some kind of envelope filter or something at the beginning of it. It wouldn't be "ooooOOOOOooooo" unless there's an increase in amplitude in the middle or like, another additional sine wave of a slightly different frequency than the first and going in and out of phase with it or something along those lines. An "iiiiiiiiiii" sung in a head voice might be appropriate if the sine wave is really high in pitch.

Forgot the part where the trolley is clearly about to turn away from him

"Listen kid, I've been on the internet much longer than you have. Back in my day we used to spin fidget spinners while watching LeafyIsHere videos and It's The Nutshack memes during class instead of doing work. But you wouldn't know nothin' bout that, that's ancient internet stuff right there"

Nah it makes sense, if you don't drive a car you're not a real US citizen

/s

White Christians spreading the love in Uganda: "God wants you to stone homosexuals to death"

Big tech doesn't believe in the concept of consent. It's why all the "no"s turned into "not now"s and "ask me again later"s like a decade ago.

The range of opinions on this issue for republicans is between "yeah toss them all in camps!!!" And "noooooo don't take away my slaves!" and they think they still deserve to be regarded as good people with opinions worth respecting.

My apologies, this data is misleading. Most of the new traffic is actually just me mass downloading and data hoarding porn across thousands of VMs. Whenever I need to rub one out I ssh into one of them and watch it that way. Keeps it off my main machine and keeps my browser history clean.

I know it's relevant cause it's about Microsoft but it's still funny to see a headline refer to him as just "Windows 95 chime composer Brian Eno"

There are really people out there who support this shit who think they deserve to be regarded as good people just because they're friendly on an interpersonal level.