Sounds like good news. I just hope they won't put some bullshit in the TOS saying they can scan your emails to train their AI.

Maybe go fish is more up my speed...

For Excel, you can use OnlyOffice.

Xfce, ol' reliable.

Don't buy lab-grown black holes, it's not quite the same if it's not mined by a child in South Africa. And it should cost at least three times your salary, otherwise your spouse will be ashamed.

"I am not a scientist, I just smoke weed" needs to be a shirt.

Technobros and a tenuous understanding of how the real world works, name a more iconic duo.

You wouldn't download a linux

Never I thought I'd be reading about a wheelchair locked behind paywalls. What a ridiculous world we live in.

Edit: I'm glad you figured something out and that those profiteers won't get a cent out of it.

"In English, we don't have a word for spicy" - Neil touchgrass Tyson at a linguistics conference.

I'm starting to suspect that being good at astrophysics doesn't mean you're automatically the best at everything else too.

For the lazy:

Elon's main thing is selling cars, of course he actively opposes whatever would let people not buy a car.