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Armorsmith (lemmy.ca)

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https://www.oglaf.com/

Most of their comics are NSFW so heads up before you go there digging for more :o

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[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 51 points 1 month ago

Most of their comics are NSFW so heads up before you go there digging for more :o

FFS, can't even have fun reading cool comics at work

[-] truxnell@infosec.pub 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah would not go reading oglaf at work lol

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

NO! Don’t read Oglaf at work!

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 1 month ago

The sign of a worthy website.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Most of their stuff is basically porn.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

Is it though? The whole "contoured torso" design is quite detrimental to protection, you want it bulging outward in a wide arc. And you don't want your neck expossed like that, either. Though the person to the right of him with considerably less slutty armor has very similar design issues.

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oglaf is a work of smutty fiction. In their world, the level of protection a set of armor provides is directly correlated with how slutty it looks on the user :>

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 1 month ago

won't the curvature help deflect blows? Im not sure though if any advantage that might give be evened out by the slut part though.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

If you hit the outer part sure (though they'll dent and cave in very easily, which would quickly negate any advantage), but if you hit between the boobs you'll actually get more purchase than if you hit someone with a flat-chested armor.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 1 month ago

to be fair we don't know how those boobs are made and they may not cave and be more resistant to denting given the extra room for reinforcement. I don't think the middle of the boobs will give more purchase really given the curves. It would still be sliding and not really hook in, unless you manage to dent first but we are talking deep into combat. So yeah once things get hard and deep it could be a problem.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

The trouble is that hitting the inside of the bump gets deflected towards the chest, which you really don't want. Armor should be uniboob with a peak in the center deflecting outward.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 1 month ago

what about some other odd number like 3 boobs?

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

we don’t know how those boobs are made and they may not cave and be more resistant to denting given the extra room for reinforcement

That's going to increase the weight by quite a bit, which is a critical issue for armor. It would be much more useful to reinforce an efficient shape.

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

That’s pretty cool armor though

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Even has a belly button on it

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

So er... How did he "pay" for the armor?

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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