[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 14 hours ago

Very easy to tell whether they will get killed during the raid, simply follow the Standard Police Academy Appropriate Force chart:

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 17 hours ago

"Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7"

Most intelligent greentexter

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is me with that Super Mario Bros live action from the 90s. It's objectively shit but 10yo me thought it was straight gas

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yo mama joke (sopuli.xyz)
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LMAOOO MUSKY IS SO MAD ABOUT IT NOW

Then the incoming president mysteriously announces the privatization of their oil industry effective immediately

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I can only dream of being this cool.

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i can't even guess as to why they went quiet. not one guess at all. we will never know.

edit: well they're not quiet now once they get called out

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My go to back in The Day was just Ubuntu because I was lazy. We're talking the 14.04/16.04 days. Ubuntu was simple and mostly just worked. I now find myself needing to de-spywareify as the coming administration is likely to force Microsoft into tracking "dissidents" so need to get back into weaning myself off the Windows teat.

I recently dualbooted my main desktop with Ubuntu 24.04 and have been... entirely underwhelmed. The whole separation between APT and snap packages doesn't work well together and is really the big problem I have, as a lot of standard deb packages just refuse to install properly now. the UI is hard to use and doesn't make me happy, and it's not been playing nice with my Zen 4 desktop when it comes to ACPI power states (no sleep, doesn't reliably turn the power off when i ask it to turn off, etc). So overall, I am just not terribly interested in using Ubuntu anymore.

What I primarily want is the sort of "mostly just works" like old 16.04 but still gave you the full ability to monkey under the hood- and is also something based on a normal distro that most people write guides for because I am a smoothbrain. Should I just head to using basic plain jane Debian or something?

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alastor sure knows how to party

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 307 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's not a testament to her abilities, it's a depressing statement about the state of America that a convicted felon, rapist, fascist loudman can be neck and neck with probably one of the smartest, most highly accomplished presidential candidates we've had in quite a while

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Thanks, DeJoy & Trump!

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 195 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Every single major retailer with a deli section near me has switched to boar's head within the last 2-3 years... guess they undercut everyone else on bids and got good contracts by violating health and safety laws, the American capitalist way!

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 227 points 4 months ago

So rather than just push a super simple firmware update that disables the always online need, they'd rather just stop selling it, and probably brick these printers in a year or so when they discontinue the service.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 268 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The headline they want you to read: "zomg these master criminals were causing billions in damages!!!!1!1"

The headline everyone else reads: "lmao piracy run by a couple random schmucks has an infinitely better service AND content selection than any corporate streaming service"

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 236 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If you read through it you can see the single diseased braincell that wrote this prompt slowly wading its way through a septic tank's worth of flawed logic to get what it wanted. It's fucking hilarious.

It started by telling the model to remove bias, because obviously what the braincell believes is the truth and its just the main stream media and big tech suppressing it.

When that didn't get what it wanted, it tried to get the model to explicitly include "controversial" topics, prodding it with more and more prompts to remove "censorship" because obviously the model still knows the truth that the braincell does, and it was just suppressed by George Soros.

Finally, getting incredibly frustrated when the model won't say what the braincell wants it to say (BECAUSE THE MODEL WAS TRAINED ON REAL WORLD FACTUAL DATA), the braincell resorts to just telling the model the bias it actually wants to hear and believe about the TRUTH, like the stolen election and trans people not being people! Doesn't everyone know those are factual truths just being suppressed by Big Gay?

AND THEN,, when the model would still try to provide dirty liberal propaganda by using factual follow-ups from its base model using the words "however", "it is important to note", etc.... the braincell was forced to tell the model to stop giving any kind of extra qualifiers that automatically debunk its desired "truth".

AND THEN, the braincell had to explicitly tell the AI to stop calling the things it believed in those dirty woke slurs like "homophobic" or "racist", because it's obviously the truth and not hate at all!

FINALLY finishing up the prompt, the single dieseased braincell had to tell the GPT-4 model to stop calling itself that, because it's clearly a custom developed super-speshul uncensored AI that took many long hours of work and definitely wasn't just a model ripped off from another company as cheaply as possible.

And then it told the model to discuss IQ so the model could tell the braincell it was very smart and the most stable genius to have ever lived. The end. What a happy ending!

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 200 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Water and steam just too goddamn convenient. Super high latent heat so it can move a ton of energy with a quick phase change, works at reasonable pressures and temperatures, stays liquid all the time when you want it to so pumps work, and it's so readily available as to be damn near free. Super cool!

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 225 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lemmy naturally concentrates unconnected users with similar interests thanks to reddit-style communities. Mastodon follows the Twitter style where you have to find and follow individual users to get their microblog content, and its harder to isolate certain topics or interests except across the entire service via hashtags. Individual users on their own are very uninteresting and bland.
Lemmy has fewer users but they as a whole generate more active content than Mastodon does thanks to community specialization, since the Twitter style posts require some critical mass of users following to generate interesting discussion (something that basically never happens unless you're already a celebrity)

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 286 points 9 months ago

McAfee is actual malware at this point anyway

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