The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition. It's amazing.

Gross and weird.

Related.

That's the shit

I can't get my drug dealer to text me back and these kids are getting freebies on Snapchat? Fucking bullshit.

Videogaming, porn and gambling gave boys such dopamine hits that anything else they did felt boring.

Kids these days don't understand the rush of dumping their entire allowance into 15 minutes of Street Fighter, comitting borderline felonies while riding bicycles around the neighborhood, and then going into the woods to jerk it to that one Playboy before going over Steve's house to worship the devil.

Scotty gave some 1980s rando the formula to fabricate transparent aluminum. He gives exactly zero fucks about the time cops.

The Holodeck is for porn.

Scotty uses the Nexus to return to the Enterprise B, replaces himself at that point in time, and then messes with the navigation system of the shuttle he's on to avoid the Dyson Sphere entirely (saving his friend).

Edit: basic grammar.

they are trying to do some mouses with mandatory AI software bits.

But Logitech software is already terrible.

Counterpoint: If you think you said something stupid, you're entitled to delete it. Don't feel obligated to hang your ass out there and take a beating for a cold take.

Ingress and egress costs are real and those assholes attached images to their spam. Hundreds of posts coming in at 700kb a pop does damage if you're relying on a cloud provider to store your shit. Then, it gets accessed by all your users.

Billing alarms go bing bing bing.