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submitted 1 week ago by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/canada@lemmy.ca

Trump, kindly go fuck yourself.

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 week ago

I specifically immigrated to Canada from America. I refuse to go back.

[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago

xmunk is ours now trump

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Same. This eyeballing of Canada has me a little stressed out that my life will go back to being absolute shit and I won't have healthcare or be happy.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Well, consider what would happen to elections if we join the US. We'd certainly not join as one state and our parties won't just fold and disappear. The US political bus will swerve hard left by US standards with someone like AOC getting elected prez.

[-] TheDonkerZ@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago

Reminder that the Canadian populace is about 1/10 of America's.

If in some freak alternate timeline where we actually to get absolved into the States, we 100% lose all autonomy as Canadians and our political preference would be thrown to the wayside and completely outvoted.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Total population, sure, but it's not like the states are divided by population. I'm not selling for a single state worth of representation. Electoral college is first past the post baby!

[-] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

you're assuming in a timeline where Canada is annexed by America, that America is still a democratic republic and not a Fascist Warmongeirng Kakistocracy

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

xmunk's a keeper, Trump. I won't let you have them back!!!

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Canada can come down here and burn down the White House. Again.

I'll provide the marshmallows.

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[-] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 36 points 1 week ago

The irony that if the reverse happened so much would actually improve for the ex-Americans, Canada, and most of the World.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

Only the northern border and the coasts. The rest is pretty unfixable.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Utah can fuck off too. The mormons at least.

That beautiful land is wasted on them.

[-] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I volunteer Washington state as tribute!

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

East Coast to a point, before you hit the Carolinas would be where I'd draw the line.

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

I prefer Elizabeth May's invitation to California, Oregon and Washington.

USA can stay red, impoverished and ignorant. The adults in the room can get on with Nation Building.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Maybe BC would go there to form Cascadia.

ON and MB would join up with IL, MI, WL and MN.

Maritime Provinces & NL would go with New England.

Quebec would finally gain independence. And the territories would have to accept their new reality.

AB can fuck off.

I feel like I am forgetting one... whatever.

[-] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

As an Alberta I resent the accuracy of your assessment....

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel like I'm forgetting one... whatever.

sad Saskatchewan noises

(S'ok, I can't hear them either over the Scott Moe Killed a Woman Due to Recklessness)

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago

In the past, Trump has accused Canada of accepting a $100-billion subsidy from the United States. It's unclear exactly what he is referencing, but it may refer to the trade deficit between the two countries.

But on Tuesday, that purported $100-billion subsidy rose to $200 billion. CTVNews.ca has reached out to Trump's media office to clarify what the $200-billion figure represents.

"I love the Canadian people, they're great," he said. "We're spending hundreds of billions a year to take care of Canada. … We can't do it forever."

It sounds like what is going on here is, Trump is doing the normal Trump thing of starting with a conservative narrative (austerity, cutting off moochers) and brazenly lying about the state of the world to fill in the blanks of that narrative, knowing his supporters are happy to live in a fictional world, knowing he can't be called out on it in a way that will matter, knowing that it will get people to continue paying attention to him.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I’m not gonna last another four years of this insanity…

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

That's their goal, don't give up.

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[-] Kichae@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

It's fascinating rhetoric if he is talking about the trade deficit. It really speaks to his habitual refusal to pay for products and services rendered.

He thinks paying for shit is for suckers.

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[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago

“What do they want from me? I'm good-natured. I'm good-hearted. I'm good-looking. Every day, I'm out there trying to make the world safe. For ~~Germany~~ America. I don't want war. All I want is peace. Peace.

[singing and dance number start]

A little piece of ~~Poland~~ Canada, A little piece of ~~France~~ Greenland, A little piece of …”

[-] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I immediately went to "Mambo No 5."

A little bit of Canada in my life

A little bit of Mexico by my side

A little bit of Greenland is all I need

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 6 points 1 week ago

A little bit of Putin's what i see

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If Canada were to be annexed into the United States, it would rank as the third most populous state, and the second largest in terms of GDP.

As it is the second largest country in the world, it's size would be unmatched by any U.S. state. In length and girth.

[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

For now…

Once PP gets the reigns, Trump will just push him around like the spineless demagogue he is. …just a ‘lesser Trump’. Canada will be sold out by PP. Mark my words.

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago
[-] essell@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth."

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[-] Fisherman75@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

All I can say is freedom isn't free. Maybe that's something Canadians need to learn, I don't know - I don't really want to assume. But I got a cascadian flag tattoo on my left arm like a soldier's patch for a reason. I've been thinking in neomedieval military terms since I was a teenager at an alternative high school in the late 2000s.

Freedom needs to be constantly defended. If you can't give up any kind of tribute to a governing authority or series of governing authorities to defend it for you or don't find any existing entity as authentically defending it then you frankly have to defend it yourself. Same principle for arguing in favor of participatory democracy - if you don't participate in democracy in some meaningful way you are bound to lose it.

[-] pubquiz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Try as he may, Herr Drumpf will have to pry the maple syrup from my cold, dead hand.

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago
[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Canada will stay the way it is.

[-] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

with the foreign interference report in the news in canada, canadians need to be reminded that america is also foreign actor that intereferes with our country's affairs. They are just as Malicious as the Indians, Chinese and Russians. At least the intereference that comes from the EU is still in our own interests, unlike the robbers, theives, killers, and hopeful Suzerian's of the others

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Would be curious and sad if the new premiere campaigned on a position of strength and willingness to defy the orange fuhrer, only to end up grovelling like all those before him.

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