Just play Black Metal, they're wearing corpse paint anyway

I can advise Pichai to lick my nuts

How... how could you possibly start trying to profit off of a major resource for accessibility to movies. That's scummier than scummy. Fuck you OpenSubtitles, you're the fucking Elon Musk and Steve Huffman of deaf people everywhere. Get absolutely fucked.

Guess what!
There's a whole generation of old men about to pass away, most of them tradesmen. And in my experience, crotchety and unwilling to teach.

Because this generation generally has less interest in trades, likely from being viewed down upon (see above), there is going to be a severe shortage of people working in the trades.

This will possibly mean two things:
Companies are going to scramble desperately to get new apprentices, so -good news- more jobs. But, expect a startling lack of quality in the years to come.

Why was Epic even interested in Bandcamp in the first place??

This fucking blows. Start downloading all your music you've bought, you soon won't be able to own anything online anymore.

Wait, this isn't loss...

"but you need to hear BOTH side of the arg-"
No we don't.

If you look closely, you'll notice the Unity logo is constructed of 3 arrows, all pointing in the directions that their user base is going

With the world going back to coal, I'm surprised they're not considering using asbestos as fake snow again

"y'know, maybe Reddit and Twitter are on to something"
-Unity CEO, probably

Tell me you don't speak French without telling me you don't speak French