Or you could use Deepseek's workaround and run it locally. You know, open source and all.
The Onion never misses
Where is it default?
We're in one of those decades where multiple decades happen. Just you wait for the weeks where decades happen.
This is the best thing that's happened in a long time
I heard he was wearing...cotton
What I'm hearing here though is a greater critique of capitalism than anything. Medicine attempts to resolve situations with drugs first because it's cheapest and keeps the lights on, and people can't afford non-drug therapies because they're poor and overworked. The VA skimps because it's underfunded and America wants people to fight its imperial wars and then fucks them for doing so. Peoples' hormones are disordered because of unprecedented levels of environmental pollutants.
Obviously not scared enough since she's still a lib.
IIRC yes and IIRC they were in India
I know Greenland's population is predominantly Inuit but isn't it a Danish "protectorate" (read Colony) though?
I'm pretty sure an invasion of Greenland would functionally be treated as an invasion of the EU which would put the two essentially into a nuclear war.
Doesn't that make like 3 now?
That's okay, soon they'll be the only ones willing to trade with the US so their material conditions are about to skyrocket, especially as other countries launder their tariffs through Cuba