Me 30 years old continuing my engineering diploma " I wonder what person I'll become when I grow up :3 "

I would be happy just for being involved

I haven't really met like a hundred queers in my life but I have this one gay friend that been my bestie for a solid 12 years so far and never heard him or any of our other queer friends tell a joke it's always the straights who tell the gayest and yet funniest jokes and they always land home, that's just my experience so far I wish to meet someone that would change my mind tho

Is this bone hurting juice?

So much is going on in this picture not just the tattoo..

Lmao we have someone in Jail running for president he's convicted of 12 years imprisonment and wants to be president there's no bigger presidential joke than this

Wtf I just said these words out loud and the furniture started floating o.o

I mean what use are nails for, at some point in the human evolution we wouldn't need nails at all

I'd like to add that.. I have stubbed my toe so hard twice now and they had to remove half of the nail Twice and from experience I say fuck them the creation of nails was a mistake existing only to make us further suffer on this cursed land

The early bird gets the first worm.. but the late worm lives longest.

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

I mean for some this is Lemmy for others this is Jarboa either way it's a rodent therefore it may as well be cheese day 🧀

Although this would require agreement of most members of this free world app since some people are chees intolerant