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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 94 points 11 months ago

Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"

The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 34 points 11 months ago

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

[-] Befernafardofo@feddit.it 13 points 11 months ago
[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Username checks in.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago

Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago

Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A domain parking page?

Edit: found the real page, it is:
https://getcalicocutpants.com/

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

You hit me in the cup

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can't tell him.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

It might have been his kink.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Femanon should have went with "I'm a squirter and I get aroused really easily"

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!

[-] don@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.

this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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