I’ve always wondered why was it locked only to merchants, anyone knows?

Hi all 👋

I’m just curious what other sources is everyone using to check Apple news, so far I’m constantly checking

• appleinsider
• 9to5mac
• MacRumors

and sometimes iMore.

What are y’all reading?

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

Napoleon Blownapart

The cementery

Well, why are you carrying it around?

I’d have to change my name

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

You told me to change the baby

If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance

If you’re tired, a pile of unfolded laundry straight from the dryer is a good place for a nap

but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.