[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Don't forget Eris. Weighs more than Pluto.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

No, no, this question deserves the RTFM response, not the asked and answered. Unless you linked to an RTFM answer, in which case I'll allow it.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 days ago

Saving the anti-christ. Their invisible space monkey is so awesome.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 140 points 1 month ago

"We're not allowed to just straight out ask for a bribe, so you have to figure that out on your own and give us the money under the table."

"Did you stay at a Trump branded hotel ofr this trip? That'd be a start."

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 78 points 4 months ago

In my experience, the c library also depends on several additional libraries which is fine except it needs version 5.0+ of a library that you're already using 3.4 of. The APIs for the library have been significantly changed, a function in the library that you heavily use has been deprecated, and upgrading to use it is more work than just implementing the desired feature yourself. The manager who suggested the library thinks you are overstating the amount of work using it will require and thinks technical debt is the money he still owes the Indian subcontractors.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 160 points 5 months ago

I think filing a fraudulent DMCA takedown should be a felony and the ceo of the organization that filed is the presumptive fraudster unless he can prove that his employee filed it against his explicit order not too. Also, a DMCA notice should be invalid and ignored unless signed by the criminally responsible CEO.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 106 points 5 months ago

Sorry, bullet wounds are specifically excluded from your policy coverage.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 140 points 8 months ago

At least Stormy got paid.

She can't believe this is her reward for slurping.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 79 points 8 months ago

My face when I realize the dude in this meme is probably mid-40s these days.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 82 points 10 months ago

Total victory sure sounds like a final solution. I wonder where he borrowed that rhetoric.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 80 points 11 months ago

It's me. I write software and complain to the hardware team when I don't have leds to blink for diagnostic purposes.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 101 points 11 months ago

Separate apps for various retail stores. I don't want a home depot app. I don't want a kroger app. We have a generic app for this category called a web browser. If you want me to download a specialized app for your store, I assume that means that my browser does not sufficiently breach my privacy for your "business purposes."

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I am not much of an implementers, but if we wanted to do something to target and reform our screwed up society, I have an idea. The great vulnerability of our capitalist culture, especially in the U.S. and Western Europe, is fractional reserve banking.

For those that don't know, a quick summary is that any given bank only has to keep a small percentage of their deposits on hand. This allows them to invest other people's money for fun and profit. Many resources explain the concept and its evils in far more detail than I can get into here.

So how is this an exploitable weakness? Well, if you have seen It's a Wonderful Life, you probably already know. Because banks only hold a fraction of the reserves needed to cover their depositors' accounts, they are vulnerable to "runs." A run on a bank happens when the customers lose confidence that the bank will be able to cover their deposits and rush to withdraw their money before the bank runs out of money (FDIC insurance was setup to protect depositors from this phenomenon).

How do we use this to fight the bankstas? We deliberately cause runs on banks. Of we can get enough people to withdraw their money from a bank, the bank won't be able to return people's money to them. Even if you don't have an account with the target bank, you can help by spreading fear (Big Bank is the targetof an internet attack, ge yourmoneyout before they collapse - you don't want to have to wait for the FDIC to give you your money, do you?) An additional collateral attack than can be made is to simply not pay any debts (mortgages, credit cards, etc) owed to that same bank. The non-payments will accelerate the time frame for which the bank will run out of money.

Also, if you short the bank's stock before the run or when it starts, you can profit from the banks collapse.

The real key to the plan (the part I haven't figured out yet) is how do we get enough people to panic over a particular bank to get the party started. Subsequent banks should be easier after the first.

Be aware that some states have laws that make inciting a run on a bank illegal, although the constitutionality of such laws is still up for debate. Truth is a defense to libel, so if there is an attempt to sue for that, you get to conduct in depth discovery on the financial condition of the bank (just how bad are all of those loans and derivative instruments they hold? How low is their cash in hand compared to their depositors receipts?)

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We'll melt some permafrost and release trapped methane that will melt even more permafrost.

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