Don’t be fooled. If Trump gets elected, she’s getting a cabinet position and all GOP lackeys will fall in line. We have seen this movie in 2017. Mark my words.
She is Steven Miller with blowjobs. Her position is safe.
Bold of you to assume Steven Miller didn’t put out
His head is nice and shiny, so Trump can see his reflection when he looks down.
Vance said similar shit.
Amen, my thoughts exactly.
At least Stormy got paid.
She can't believe this is her reward for slurping.
Just keep talking.
and tell us what you really think of Melania, JD Vance, and DeSantis!
Melania is heartbroken over this.
If Loomer had managed to get a ring Melania's pre-nup would have kicked in and she's be rolling in it.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he "didn't control Laura," dubbing her a "free spirit."
I’m pretty sure this is code for “she gave me a handie”
One source--a very questionable source--is claiming an affair and/or oral sex. I think that any candidate under that much scrutiny would be an idiot if they had a sexual affair while on the campaign trail, but this is Trump we're talking about. He's not exactly known for having good impulse control.
We already know the candidate is an idiot, so by the transitive property, he hit it and quit it as soon as the heat turned on.
Look, an ouroborus!
“Not a single Republican is happy with the GOP. They have done nothing over the last 4 years if we are being honest.”
The mythical Leopardface Ouroborus
This shit is hilarious, watching the GOP eat itself alive is fantastic
Truly never gets old 🍿
That’s the problem, they never seem to run out of shitheads who want to eat each other, but never seem to finish the job.
Tell us about your affair!
Yeah, tell us about foraging for tiny mushrooms.
after reportedly being banned from traveling with former President Donald Trump.
It's finally happened! Oh glorious day!
Laura Loomer can go pout in a corner for all I care.
Don't know what you're celebrating, the more time he spends with her the better as she's both terrible and unpopular.
“conspiratorial politicians”
Can we just stand still for a second with how normalized Absurdity is?
Trump got that post nut clarity and realized he slept with Billy the puppet from saw lolol
Good. The more chaos around Trump, the better. Maybe she will publish some juicy bits about the real Trump. There is no worse enemy than a pissed-of ex.
She and Trump used each other.
There is no possible meaning of that phrase that isn't immensely stomach-churning.
You can see the leopard tooth-marks on her skull.
She fed the beasts from her own flesh.
WHAT DOES THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DO FOR ME??!?!
Nothing, isn't that like... their whole thing?
Quick turn around on that dine and dash. Is this Scaramucci levels of bus-throwing?
Loony Laura on her shenanigans again. It takes a special kind of crazy to get blacklisted by Trump when you're actively sucking his dick.
This is a facade meant to comfort republicans one way or the other to ultimately vote for trump.
The left: We don't stand a chance with all our petty infighting
The right:
The left infights all the time, because we have policy disagreements.
The right infights mostly when there's a power vacuum in their own ranks, because it's only about the power to hurt people and enrich themselves.
god i am so fucking happy right now.
My happiness cannot be described.
The leopards eating faces party is eating faces in the party of eating faces.
If he thought she was crazy why would he repeat her Facebook shitpost-level source claims about stuff, in a nationally televised debate he basically needed to win?
I am nursing the theory that the dude basically wants to lose.
I guess Melania went over the prenup with him again.
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