Oh we're speeding up the problems alright

We did that to quite s large degree even before we were modern humans, 2-400kya

That's clearly yahtzee

No, and the people who he's writing to don't know what an Anheuser-Busch is. What it means is "remember that thing you were angry at? think about how angry you were again".

It's because they are secretly proud of their past

This is why we have separation of powers

Had

"The fediverse" doesn't ban anyone for anything, it's not a monolith. Anyone can start their own server if they differ from existing ones. And if an instance is defederated by everyone too...

This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...

Because she actually wants to go on the date and it's easier to miss on purpose than guarantee for sure getting it? Idk, it's awkward af but kids are awkward and there's all kinds of dumb gender stuff tied up in girls asking boys out directly so it's forgivable imo. Also, giving him an opportunity to be jokey and fun, "oh noooo, how could I have missed wink", show that he doesn't take himself too seriously and can play around. Which he failed lmao. (Yes yes I know it's fake)

Yes, but if you stir it into a warm sauce it will mostly dissolve and it will still substantially improve it compared to no salt at all.

Ehhh that's likely enough, but Microsoft is also just shit at fixing things

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