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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

"what is up, my mammals?"

[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Why would she ask "How many dudes have you fucked?" to attack his position??

It seems like a completely different topic altogether. I call fake.

Oh and the gay part is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago

Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago

Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.

[-] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's because the joke story was supposed to be " hey dudes" That way the woman asks "how many dudes have you fucked" he can then go into the Grindr gotcha

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Nobody says hey dudes anymore though

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

I don't recall ever hearing someone say that in reference to a group that has both males and females.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

"You fuckers" is the correct nomenclature

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago

"Fuckos" for informal situations

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[-] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At some point you need to take responsibility for your insecurities and work on moving past them rather then expecting society to placate you. Languages evolve, so if your end goal is gender equality (or even if its not), the best thing you can do is accept that words are context sensative and "dude" and "guys" can be neutral terms.

[-] kipo@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago

Alternatively, if a woman asks you not to call her a guy or a dude, respect that.

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

At first you need to take responsibility for what comes out your face and not assume everyone will accommodate to your inability to read the room. If you're an asshole to someone don't be a little bitch if you're getting called out.

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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago
[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Accidentally Australian /j

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 day ago

Cunt is singular, he should have used "cunts".

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 157 points 2 days ago

This is fake and gay. Literally

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Yeah, 20 dudes is rookie numbers

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[-] luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago

I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit

[-] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago
[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

Man…

Thomas has never seen such bs before

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 41 points 1 day ago

It's not a problem until someone tells you to not refer to them as a dude or a guy. If you continue, you are just an asshole 🤷🏻

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 day ago

Sure, but we're talking plurals of strangers atm. "Please don't call me a guy going forward" is a different conversation than "what you just said is stupid, mean, and wrong".

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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 85 points 2 days ago

People really dont understand how languages work. Even brother and man can be gender neutral. If you say "man, whyd you do that" thats gender neutral. Same with dude and guy.

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

me@lemmy~$ man

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 day ago

Whatever you say, girliepop

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago

I'm a man but I love when people call me babygirl or something like that

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 day ago

Yo, something like that, send nudes

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[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Idk about the rest of it but dude and guys can totally be gender neutral and i hate people that dont get that. Its such a bitchy thing to get mad about

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 138 points 2 days ago

Dude is also genderless.

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 19 hours ago

Listen to this dude.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.

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[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 64 points 2 days ago

I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 days ago

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

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[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 59 points 2 days ago

This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...

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