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Goblin friend
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uh oh you found me
i love lemmy
I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren't made of sweatpant material.
But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters...
Sadly, no. I don't think I'm qualified to be a goblin. More's the pity.
Not to worry, I'm convinced you're a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.
I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.
I do be Goblin'
Goblin' deez nuts
It's important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.
Friend singular? My goblins come in hordes.
That’s just a bisexual
To each their own, I guess.
I feel so seen, my friends call me goblin all the time
I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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