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I knew there was more to the baguettes (lemmy.world)
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[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Related classic:

Banana knife

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

First phones, now knives, bananas are remarkably versatile

[-] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago

What's the deal here? It's just a bread knife.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

But that's the point. You don't need a knife to cut baguette. Just break it. With a knife, the Fr*nch can eat real bread, or "Schwarzbrot" as we call it in Germany

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gatekeeping ze bread.

Bäckermeister

/s

(Fwiw, the thing he is holding up is not a Schwarzbrot. Might be whole wheat or just wheat but colored with malt.)

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Hmmm, malt

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 1 year ago

That is a painful baguette.

They all are, but so is that one.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

painful

I see you speak Fr*nch

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[-] technohacker@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Well, off to visit your mother!

[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Amateurs. Baguette-based high-explosive squash-head (HESH) warheads are the future of improvised anti-tank munitions.

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