I'm not at all surprised literally nobody in this cesspit of a thread noticed that OP figured out what the app is actually for.
I like the idea of Tehran just gaslighting the USAF into submission
You gotta admit, the mechanics of some of them are quite cool.
"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious"
Clown-on-clown violence
It's by design very verbose and "English"-like, like instead of x=y*z it would go "MULTIPLY y BY z GIVING x", the idea was that it would read almost like natural language, so that non-tech staff could understand it.
People thought COBOL would let managers write code.
IIRC "Calendar" was one of the proposed solutions, but the bone actually had a lot more than 28 holes. It's one of the reasons it's purpose is considered unknown.
I always find this particular strain of antiintellectualism deeply ironic, because it claims to oppose women being forgotten, but the premise assumes the "scientists" are all male.
wizards of the coast
Of the "sent the literal Pinkertons after a streamer" fame.
Oh wow, it's still updated!
So we've reached "bargaining". Good to know.
Correct. It'san older term for boots impregnable to water.