Honestly, sounds like a traffic enforcement problem.
That last line was waiting around the corner with a 2x4
"It's not piracy, it's federated backups!"
IIRC "Calendar" was one of the proposed solutions, but the bone actually had a lot more than 28 holes. It's one of the reasons it's purpose is considered unknown.
I always find this particular strain of antiintellectualism deeply ironic, because it claims to oppose women being forgotten, but the premise assumes the "scientists" are all male.
I find it interesting that, under a post on how men and, even more often, women, ignore men's mental health, you feel the need to specify that it's the men that lack understanding of the problem.
wizards of the coast
Of the "sent the literal Pinkertons after a streamer" fame.
Oh wow, it's still updated!
He blanks them out in real life too.
A .tarducken, if you will.
So we've reached "bargaining". Good to know.
That is the tip. In the US, "tipped" labor often has a reduced minimum wage, under the expectation that they make the difference up in tips.