The Lorax

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

We don’t know each other, so my words don’t mean much, but I am really sorry you are feeling so down. It sounds like it’s pretty exhausting.

When I was like 12, I thought chain wallets were the shit. Unfortunately my parents wouldn’t let me have one. I ended up hooking a bunch of Disney keychains together and wore that as my chain wallet. This was often worn with my favorite sleeveless neon green shirt and my lucky black and white checkered shorts.

I prefer “revenge procrastination bedtime”. I need to get back at that shitty day I just had.

This is the plot to the Paw Patrol movie.

Is there an option , without getting thrown in jail, where my tax dollars aren’t used to kill brown children across the globe?

Anyone else like to breath when they require oxygen?

Tradition. I think it’s just the photographers asking for the shot

Guns and cops destroying another family.

I wish we could learn from our mistakes.

Welp, we’re fucked.