When I was like 12, I thought chain wallets were the shit. Unfortunately my parents wouldn’t let me have one. I ended up hooking a bunch of Disney keychains together and wore that as my chain wallet. This was often worn with my favorite sleeveless neon green shirt and my lucky black and white checkered shorts.

When you drive an Uber in America.

I prefer “revenge procrastination bedtime”. I need to get back at that shitty day I just had.

This is the plot to the Paw Patrol movie.

Is there an option , without getting thrown in jail, where my tax dollars aren’t used to kill brown children across the globe?

Anyone else like to breath when they require oxygen?

Tradition. I think it’s just the photographers asking for the shot

I would be so broken and angry if I had to go through that terrible experience twice.

Guns and cops destroying another family.

Why not both?

I wish we could learn from our mistakes.

Welp, we’re fucked.