He didn't shoot the president. He was just exercising his 2nd Amendment rights, you commie socialist!

Conservatives: "...and so I propose this bill to raise the minimum voting age to 38..."

People say Delta is cutting edge with this, but Spirit has been doing this on a barter system for years.

I'll just pop a quick "P" on that so everyone knows...

I wish I shared your optimism.

Conservative Jews will still vote for him, unfortunately.

This is as weird to me as when I found out RFK's wife was Cheryl Hines, the attractive actress who played Larry David's ex-wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. She says they don't share the same political views. My question is what the fuck could they possibly have in common at all?!

Trump is planning to release it in two weeks. Just two more weeks.

Or maybe we can hide conservative heads in a bag instead. Fair is fair.

Poor conservatives. Always getting picked on by all those mean normies.

This is democracy manifest! Can't a man enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?! A succulent Chinese meal!!!