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I called a local repair shop, where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself.

Pleasantly surprised by his honesty, I asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”

“It’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”

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 - "Fuckin' immigrant..."
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Apparently the write-up is AI-generated BS, but super foxy...

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And I thought Mickey Mouse was cute...

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[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago

Btw our heads are very slowly 3-D printing our hairs...

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 129 points 10 months ago

Excuse me - if I bought your product and paid for it, in what universe am I not investing into you, and instead you are investing into me??

HP is a steaming pile of shit.

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

ABP has that stinky practice of marking ads as "acceptable" (basically those companies pay ABP to be on their "allowlist").

As has already been mentioned - stop using ABP, and use uBO instead. It's a lifesaver.

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 144 points 10 months ago

They were sold to ZippoApps, who specializes in adding crapware to apps.

What else would we expect anyway...

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

Tesla should recall Musk, for good.

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 147 points 11 months ago

I don't exactly recall when or where I heard/read this quote, but man it is dope

  • "it should not be a concern when people pirate your content, it should be when people don't even want to pirate your content"
[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago

That lawsuit simply says : "acquire me, acquire me, O Holy Musk, acquire me..."

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

This is how my love for uBlock Origin grows day by day...

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

The legendary ones show a "BREACH" at the target systems, in Red Bold Times New Roman font size 150.

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

Reputation is a perishable commodity. It is very hard to replenish it once gone.

Xwitter and Reddit understood it the hard way. Even if Unity goes back to exactly where they were before this ruckus - people will think twice before trusting them again.

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago

Reddit, Xwitter, Unity..what next in the queue of "let me fuck myself" ?

[-] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 161 points 1 year ago

Firefox is the way to go.

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