[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Literally the first I’m hearing of this movie.

I don’t think Hollywood has figured out how to reach people like me yet. I’ve noticed a drastic drop in movie marketing in the last few years. I don’t know how they’re advertising these days, but it’s not working.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Whichever lucky girl Denethor was going down on.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

I also agree. But for a for-profit company like Reddit, there should be a threshold for certain subreddits that require mods to be paid.

That is, for a major/popular subreddit like pics the mods should be paid by Reddit.

For a minor subreddit like r/hotgirls whowanttohavesexwithgcanuck the mods can be unpaid.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

I’m sorry. Are you suggesting that vaginas all have the same feel? Because as a dude who’s had sex with more than a handful of women, I can assure you that they are all unique. Not saying I could pick out my partner’s out of a blind line up, but to say they are all the same is just bad anatomy.

And some certainly do “feel” looser. Which is more than likely a direct relation to the arousal than anything being “big”, or something about the kegels. I dunno, I’m not a doctor.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Both of those assessments are true.

It’s a fun background show but if you binge it, it will begin to show it’s repetitive humdrum quickly.

I enjoyed it. Bruce Campbell is always a treat. Jeffery Donovan is a good actor that should’ve been used more. And Gabrielle Anwar is not only easy on the eyes, but she plays a decent character. Shame they stopped the Irish accent after the first episode for her though. That added to her sexiness for sure.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was trying to figure out what caused wind. I noticed the leaves moving when the wind blew, and I knew that a fan (handheld) also moved wind. So it stood to reason that trees moved causing the leaves to move which caused the wind. And naturally it must be earthquakes that caused the tree to love. And then I thought, we’ll there must be a master tree that started the wind, and the most “logical” place for that tree would be the North Pole.

So, that there was a tree on the North Pole that caused all the wind.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 369 points 1 year ago

“You’re in contempt of court. You have been fined $x and continued refusal to swear the oath will land you in prison until you do. Jackass.”

That’s what the judge does.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 122 points 1 year ago

Muscles weigh more than shit. When you were shitting, you were flexing really hard and built muscle.

Congrats on the gains.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anytime a comedian takes on a dramatic role and nails it.

Off the top of my head….

Robin Williams: Dead Poets Society (and many more, I think that was his first) Bill Hader: Barry. Jim Carrey: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Not a cyclist, just here from “All” on a slow Friday afternoon. But I am a country boy.

If it’s just piss, hang brain wherever there is some seclusion. Ain’t no one gonna care, unless you’re pissing on someone’s lawn that is.

If you have to shit, well that’s a different story. Shit before you go is the best strategy. But in cases of emergency, find a bush with a tree trunk you can grab onto and let ‘er rip. Leaves or a clean stick will deal with most of the nasty, but it might be good to keep a tissue or two in the fanny pack.

Bear in mind no one wants to see you shitting in the wild. Seclusion is much more important in this case.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

My personal conspiracy theory is that almost all art the public is exposed to is a forgery. Why show the plebs the real thing? We wouldn’t notice a difference anyway.

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 138 points 1 year ago

I couldn’t get a good vibe for the actual size so I looked it up so you don’t have to.

Area: 2000 m^2 Population: 131

That means every person gets about a parking space (15 m^2) to themselves.

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