Does Distrowatch do this?

The planet doesn't need humans. Humans need the planet.

I feel like we may be winding down as a species.

This is how amatoxins from mushrooms kills you. They shut down mRNA synthesis in the liver.

What if we're not in a black hole, but in the aftermath of a vacuum decay event?

That's all red states.

If scientists didn't have to pay obscene prices to view articles, those articles are cited more often. Who would have thought?

Universal Basic Income.

They have evolved, just the body hasn't changed.

And plastic bags keep them from being able to vomit out the water.

MAGA shit, thin blue line, black US flag, etc...

In case a civil war actually happens, it's good to know the enemy.

Sounds like shooting cops preemptively would be self defense...

The correct answer is, "We don't know son. You could become a paleo-biologist and be the one to figure it out!"