[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago

He's not a president, he is a dictator. This is the shit that dictators pull.

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You get to keep only enough to maintain a very modest lifestyle in a low-cost-of-living area, the rest of it has to go towards improving the world in some way.

Edit: Given the previous rules that you must maintain a very modest lifestyle in a low-cost-of-living area, would you rather choose to opt out and not have the money at all?

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So he's pretending to do his job for a few days until the next scandal(s) comes out and we all get distracted from the plane.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

"This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that's gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you."

Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 157 points 2 months ago

Thats what happens when you force employees to do stupid shit like this.

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For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

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What have you done recently that makes you stand back and proudly say, "I did that shit"?

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

I think yes, generally it is more acceptable in bigger cities to "be yourself" than it is in rural areas. I believe that's because it's simply more diverse when you have more people, so you tend to grow up to be more accepting, most of the time, not always.

I (33F) grew up in a big city and moved out to the country as an adult, and the differences that you see, I also see. I was raised to love and accept everyone for who they are and now I'm surrounded by co-workers and neighbors who are consistently just waiting for the brown people to leave the room so they can talk shit and be mean. Its disgusting and I hate it here.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

People are calling her a witch doctor, which I find very funny because we all know what would have happened had a Democrat put up someone who says she speaks to spirits and mediates her illnesses away.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

JB Pritzker and Tim Walz are really standing up for us, and at least trying to fight back. I almost want to move to IL or MN if I could afford it. Feels like a safer place to be than PA right now.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 166 points 2 months ago

As someone with addict parents, PBS quite literally raised me. Like it was one of the only things I could watch for free that wasn't daytime talk shows, had it not been for PBS I'd have been raised by Jerry Springer and Maury, and I imagine that some kids were.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

He doesn't even pay his lawyers. I'm willing to bet he's refused to pay a few hookers as well.

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Mine isn't really a "Meal", I used to put margarine spread on white bread and sprinkle a tiny bit of cinnamon and sugar on it as a sweet treat growing up.

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Please feel free to humble brag (or just brag)

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You'll mentally bond with whichever one you pick so they won't kill you and you'll be able to train them.

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I just got my first fishing license yesterday and I'm excited to learn about it. Is it just as easy as bait the hook and cast it then wait for a bite?

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Mine is lilacs, because there was a lilac bush at the bus stop that I used to wait at with my mom when I was a kid, it was my school bus stop and the public bus stop so we spent a lot of time on that corner and now when I smell lilacs I just immediately feel like a kid again.

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I normally start with hot sauce, butter, and mustard in mine.

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[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 138 points 2 months ago

They want us to riot so bad. They are foaming at the mouth trying to justify enacting Martial Law and every day it feels like its more and more inevitable that we will end up there. Either they are going to keep violating the constitution and getting away with it until they don't need to enact it, or eventually shit hits the fan at a protest. I don't see any other option at this point. They are taunting us, and it's going to work eventually.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

Yeah they are, its like the main part of their job. Some are just really shit at it.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Kookie215@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

Aliens have come and kidnapped the first human they came across, unfortunately, that was you. They take you to a new planet almost identical to our current Earth, but without anything man-made.

The aliens say you can have 1 million real humans to start "New Earth" and you can put them anywhere and teach them anything you want. You'll have 1,000 years to make a good New Earth and if the Aliens like it, you'll get to keep it, if not they will blow it up and try again with someone else. You will have access to old Earths internet so you will have the choice on what technologies you introduce and when. You live in the ship, but you can choose to pop in and out of New Earth as you please. You will not be burdened with all 1 million humans at once. You can choose to add a small number of them at a time until you get the proper resources established.

Edit: The humans can reproduce, and will unless you implement some form of birth control to prevent them from doing so. Also the first 1 million humans will start with the basic knowledge of how to human and you can pick personality traits for them, like you would a Sim, but the babies they make are blank slates.

You don't have to try and make it a good society, you can choose to watch the world burn for 1,000 years. Up to you.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Y'all are gonna roast the shit out of me, but I really have a strong urge to buy toilet paper before all the weirdos start clearing the shelves (which I am fully aware makes me one of the weirdos)

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