[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, because that's the joke. Your hand tingles because of your partner. Her fingers tingle because of you.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Because she slept with her fingers in her partner's vagina.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Storypoints are such an artificial concept it doesn't even make sense. Same thing with estimation though. Most numbers are "I pulled it out me arse" unless the task is a one line change. And even then, shit breaks and it becomes useless, so the one line change is estimated to be a day anyway

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Those were its last words

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

And therefore, the world.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile I had the opposite problem. Lots of friends that happened to be girls. Then they find a partner, and the conversations, meetups and discussions fizzle away, especially if I stop initiating contact. I then learn years down the line "oh yeah I had such a huge crush on you" or "I'da fucked your brains out" or some other combination. And then general blaming for me not "making the move" like no shit, I treated you as a friend. If you wanted that, just say it openly please

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 135 points 3 months ago

Lmao 2.5kg of meat? Forget it. If you got any, it was a day to celebrate. You couldn't get shit for stamps and you had to stand in long queues to get the scraps that you could get. You waited for hours for a delivery that immediately disappeared or didn't come at all. You literally bought what you could. People used to barter the stamps and a grey market to get what you needed popped up. The only way to get what you wanted was to pay with dollars.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 99 points 3 months ago

I lost a partner doing that. Like flipping a switch, any interest in me was gone. Was struggling with depression, we knew eachother for a very long time, even dated in the past. Oh well.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 92 points 6 months ago

That's still nepotism...

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 202 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure the answer is just "40 minutes" and it is a question to make someone think about what they are doing rather than automatically solve every task.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 162 points 1 year ago

I love these made up scenarios that never happened

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 100 points 1 year ago

It didn't sign a deal with the unions and tried to strongarm its way through it

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