[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 164 points 1 year ago

The legend of Little Bobby Tables lived on through him.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 188 points 1 year ago

Remember kids, when making graffiti, always cite your sources.

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At time of posting T -6 Minutes.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 162 points 2 years ago

Well, that's a great way to get a really bad infection.

Flood waters contain everything from sewage to dead animals to parasites.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 165 points 2 years ago

Flies are attracted to the smell of shit.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 162 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?"

Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I'm gay as fuck.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 242 points 2 years ago

Almost as if the threat of criminal prosecution is all we need for those who break the social contract for their own personal gain and self aggrandizement to rescind their shitty views and cower in a corner pissing themselves.

Take your TERF bullshit and shove it all the way up inside your butthole.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 230 points 2 years ago

If I got arrested for every time I fell asleep on a boring field trip, I'd have been arrested 0 times. Because Texas doesn't fund education.

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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 178 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But are the thigh high socks provided or must I purchase them separately?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 290 points 2 years ago

So she's too black to be president and not black enough to be black.

Right... What a racist weirdo.

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Not the best source, but I can't post the image alone.

Here's the image to save you a click on Newsweek.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 247 points 2 years ago

Profit doesn't matter if it doesn't make the line go up! It's a failing company because line didn't go up! Tractors aren't the product. Only line is product. All hail line. If we pray to line, perhaps line go up?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 164 points 2 years ago

We don't have police. Just corporate enforcers. Pinkertons in different uniforms. Oh, you are accused of a 17 cent theft and didn't do it? Eat lead I guess. I'm just so tired.

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My mother's new cat is precious. Wouldn't leave the bed while she was making it.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 204 points 2 years ago

Old men planting trees.

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