I sold mine a while ago after moving, but when I lived in Portland I put almost 800 miles on it commuting to and from the max station. They are easily the coolest way to get yourself killed out there.

-Joe's wives

Can I interest you in Sithrak, the god who hates you?

Luxury gay space communism or bust

"Hey man, your house is a war zone now, you should leave"

"Cool, can I leave to a safe place?"

"Well no, we'll shoot you as you're leaving, bomb refugee camps, and prevent foreign aid from reaching you."

"Cool cool, guess I'll go fuck myself then."

Piece of shit? Maybe. Biggest piece of shit? Not by a long shot.

Given both the source and the poster I'm going to wait for corroborating sources on this.

Who?

I think I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say please fuck off.

This it the bottom so far you mean.

I mean, evidence shows they'll shoot you whether you're armed or not, might as well be able to shoot back.

Holy shit, you solved homelessness, good job! All we need is to have 20k in cash and then... wait.