In my defense, I am very drunk and I do look sexy in that shirt thank you very much

I’m not good at reading comprehension.

“I cast Create Water”

Everyone claps.

non-sexual

“You look sexy in that shirt”

I mean…

Who’s charging a dollar per image?

Speed dating is dumb anyway

Flush is a great early strat but once you can figure out strats with high cards you can make ridiculous scores

They were just as annoying before the AI slop too, when people made shitty “fan” trailers masquerading as legit using cut footage from other real films.

Guys who refuse to wash their arse because it’s “gay”.

The sheer amount of self-hatred, insecurity and homophobia caused by toxic masculinity and shitty upbringings is astounding that you’d rather have swamp ass than be worried you’re gay.

They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

Enjoy soccer - the most heinous of social crimes

That the vagina is way lower than a lot of people depict it. A lot of my anatomy exposure when I was younger was hentai, and it turns out hentai artists don’t really know where the vagina is either. The ones that put the vagina as the little sister of the belly button on the woman desperately need to look up their Year 9 health book.