Bro wants to eat his own meatballs
Wife wants to eat his meatballs, and not ask for her own
Bro gets early, gets his own meatballs.
Wife gets to restaurant, sees new meatballs
She starts picking on husband meatballs
Bro shares
Wife happy
Everyone happy
No one hates the tech in their cars, ABS is universally loved. What people hate is tech working not in tandem but against them
Classic Hank Scorpio
Bro grew up to be a useful member of society in the recycling and garbage recollection department
Neither do cows but I've seen one too many slurp a Snake like spaghetti and eat baby birds as if they were KitKats
I had one last week here on claiming the average person could feed themselves for years by growing cherry tomatoes from 6 tiny plants. Bro is supposed to be a big-time agricultural bigwig
Ah yes, interspecies ass eating. What a time to be alive
ITT: people who have no working knowledge of file system navigation complain about the lack of such knowledge
Yo where my dark tower homies at?
See the Bear of fearsome size! All the worlds within his eyes
Bro service industry jobs and similar are booming. Train under a plumber, electrician or gassist and you will be set for years
Aw yeah, this is big brain time