The most basic prompt I could write for this:

Panel 1:

Janeway riding a bike labeled “Voyager crew in the Delta Quadrant.”

Caption: “We’re stranded 70,000 light years from home, let’s be smart and careful.”

Panel 2:

Janeway happily jamming a stick into her own bike wheel.

Caption: “Break the Prime Directive, ally with dangerous aliens, get half the crew killed every other week.”

Panel 3:

Janeway lying on the ground, holding her leg, blaming others.

Caption: “The Delta Quadrant is so hostile! Why is it so hard to get home?!”

Shoulda stuck with books and garage videos.

One of its key proposals is to restructure and politicize the federal workforce, replacing many civil service positions (which currently have protections and merit rules) with loyalists and more direct presidential control.  

The blueprint explicitly calls for reclassifying or converting many civil servants into political‐appointment roles and weakening civil service rules.

Mass layoffs or deferred resignation aren’t called out specifically.

Lovely! My parents owned one with an identical design and I always thought it was so visually interesting.

This isn’t entirely correct.

https://office-watch.com/2017/secret-printer-tracking-dots/

Generally they are not found in lower end budget inkjets, but are found in higher end ones.

This is me. Always Windows for my gaming computer and when I built a new one recently, I went full Linux. No regrets so far.

100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.

Stop using Google. You can’t change them, you have to leave.

This is what they mean by test driven development.

A Russian citizen living in America who supported Ukraine by donating money to them was warned by her partner that going back wouldn’t be safe. She said “nah, it’ll be fine” and was arrested shortly after in Russia.

This is very sad, but you didn’t know they’d be mad about that?

We goof on this person, but in my experience this kind of shameless begging usually works to some degree.

If you’re curious how but don’t want to read, I skimmed and it seems like overzealous privacy/permission warnings are at the heart of their complaints. I’d agree, it’s annoying but I prefer it to the alternative.

Creative cloud wanted to run at login, and in the old days, it would just make that happen. Now it implores YOU to turn on the setting because it cannot. That’s a win in my book.